To Fan a Mess, Write Manifestos
December 03, 2003
And now, it's time for some rabblerousing. Swimming in the sea of subjectivity, I hereby present to you the Sexiannual Tables of Goodness.
Friendliest in the World:
1. Chilenos
2. Swiss
3. Argentinos
4. Canadians
5. Australians
6. Portuguese (that one's for you Sameer)
Craziest
1. Irish
2. Italians
3. Irish-Italians
4. Israelis (maybe there's a pattern here)
5. English
Most Like Americans
1. Israelis
2. Canadians
3. Australians
4. Irish
5. Germans
Most Common Travelers in South America
1. Israelis
2. English
3. Germans
4. Americans
5. Swiss
Most Common Travelers in Australia
1. Bloody English
2. More English
3. Canadians (about 5 to every American!)
4. Swedish
5. Japanese
hmm, buck, you need to meet some Romanians. They don't travel as much, but in my experiences I saw the Irish and Swiss are some of greatest people...and Romanians are tons more hospitable than either of them...and maybe better drinkers too ;)
ps - bloody english...hmm, about sums it up me thinks! ain't that right shite, ahh bloddy hell!!!